Thursday, January 14, 2010

Target #4: Sarah Palin

two weeks later, A post appears.



Sarah Palin is practically a punchline. In fact, I could end the post here, and that should be enough content for you.

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Seriously, though. She has over a million Facebook friends and frequently uses it to publicly communicate her perspective on events. She wrote a book after running for president, coming out of nowhere into the public eye. Prior to that she was a "hockey mom", a self-professed bulldog in lipstick, and of course governor of Alaska. And now, she's returning to her roots in broadcast as a commentator on Fox news.

So what does this mean? Well, firstly, if you know anything about Fox news you know it's a Murdoch publication - a particularly evil fellow. Their bias is blunt and obvious and they are full of government disinformation about a lot of things. This means that people on the news are being told to speak fantasy and not truth, and that makes them actors. Also, since politicians mostly lie all the time, they're actors too. So really, this is just further proof that the entire political spectrum on the mainstream media is a puppet show. It's theatre. They're actors. This move shouldn't surprise anybody - she was kept in the public eye for a period of time so that people would remember her in the same way they remember Britney Spears or Taylor Swift or any other celebrity whose closets are full of skeletons, and then wham! They stick her on Fox. And now millions of hockey moms in Canada and the United States alike will subscribe to her opinion, slowly bringing us closer together. She's a pawn in the chess game that is the creation of the North American Union.

What does the average Fox News commentator and Sarah Palin have in common? They're also both pretty hot.




Sarah Palin - She can govern me any day


Megyn Kelly - Fellow Fox News Infobabe

Beware the Infobabe! The military-media-industrial complex uses sexy vixens who have been trained to read news in such a way that it disarms you. You're thinking more about how nice she is to look at than about whether or not there are actually any terrorists in Yemen. All companies employ them and they affect everyone - men, women, gay, straight, single, married. These may sound like wild accusations, but there are many people with this opinion and we will fire more infobombs at this particular subject in the future.

Televised news is the shield on the arm of the New World Order. Sarah Palin has fallen in the ranks down to infobabe, where she will live comfortably in mediocrity. The only thing is.. what happens if she decides to run for president, again?

I'll leave you with that.

Sarah Palin: Assassinated.


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